i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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