that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
So much Jack, so little girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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