I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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