I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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