yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I want to have your abortion
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Randomize
