I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He better not be in your backpack
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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