Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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