I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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