I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just pee around me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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