Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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