Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dick very happy bro
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
