You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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