i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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