I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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