But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sext me about skeletons
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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