im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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