He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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