umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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