Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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