You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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