I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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