Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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