I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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