just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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