Non-Jews are for practice
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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