all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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