can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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