I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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