It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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