My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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