i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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