Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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