Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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