dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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