He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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