YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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