Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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