Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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