Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
zippers are such a cool invention
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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