It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor