oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
honey bunches of taint.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize