"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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