quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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