You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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