What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
