these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Even my vagina gasped.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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