Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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