she peed on how many people?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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