I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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