The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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