Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
