If i come over, it means nothing
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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