just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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