So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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