This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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